Seinfeld syndication theme week on-air :30 spot -- copy only. Possibly the most conventionally clever spot I ever wrote. My creative director/collaborator was Jaime Klein @ Beantown.
Feeling cranky? Got the blahs?
Or is your entire world just crashing down around you?!?
You need Maximum Strength Seinfeld!
(to Jerry in The Puffy Shirt) You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!
The most powerful comic relief available without a prescription!
(getting massaged) I've been waiting a while for this!
Possible side effects include watery eyes, mild abdominal pain, and shortness of breath due to excessive laughing!
You'll be throbbing! You'll see visions!!
It's the funniest week of Seinfeld allowed by law! Maximum Strength Seinfeld!