Seinfeld syndication theme week on-air :30 spot -- copy only. Possibly the most conventionally clever spot I ever wrote. My creative director/collaborator was Jaime Klein @ Beantown on the Strip
ANNOUNCER:
Feeling cranky? Got the blahs?
KRAMER:
Or is your entire world just crashing down around you?!?
GEORGE:
Arrrrgh!
ANNOUNCER:
You need Maximum Strength Seinfeld!
ELAINE:
(to Jerry in The Puffy Shirt) You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!
ANNOUNCER:
The most powerful comic relief available without a prescription!
JERRY:
(getting massaged) I've been waiting a while for this!
ANNOUNCER:
Possible side effects include watery eyes, mild abdominal pain, and shortness of breath due to excessive laughing!
GEORGE:
You'll be throbbing! You'll see visions!!
ANNOUNCER:
It's the funniest week of Seinfeld allowed by law! Maximum Strength Seinfeld!
