MAXIMUM STRENGTH SEINFELD

Seinfeld syndication theme week on-air :30 spot -- copy only.  Possibly the most conventionally clever spot I ever wrote.  My creative director/collaborator was Jaime Klein @ Beantown.

ANNOUNCER:
Feeling cranky? Got the blahs?

KRAMER:
Or is your entire world just crashing down around you?!?

GEORGE:
Arrrrgh!

ANNOUNCER:
You need Maximum Strength Seinfeld!

ELAINE:
(to Jerry in The Puffy Shirt) You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!

ANNOUNCER:
The most powerful comic relief available without a prescription!

JERRY:
(getting massaged) I've been waiting a while for this!

ANNOUNCER:
Possible side effects include watery eyes, mild abdominal pain, and shortness of breath due to excessive laughing!

GEORGE:
You'll be throbbing! You'll see visions!!

ANNOUNCER:
It's the funniest week of Seinfeld allowed by law! Maximum Strength Seinfeld!